Any Sim that has had more than one girlfriend will always have that one crazy ex. Wayne met Hannah while playing a late night chess game in the park.
They bumped in to each other again when Hannah accidentally walk in on him in a local club. This should have been his first clue.
They had an awkward conversation afterward and for some reason really hit it off.
Mind you, Hannah was also the only woman in the club that night.
"Why do I keep running into you here at the park?" Wayne asks. "I live here!" This should have been Wayne's second clue.
"Of course," Wayne thought to himself, "I'm homeless too." Sure Wayne owned his own low. A bed on a lawn is not a house, but it's a step up from a bench in the park. "Who owns the park anyway?" Wayne continued to ponder. "Maybe Hannah owns it."
So Wayne asked Hannah on a date at the club. He began the date by showing off his fantastic physique.
This night there are a lot more single ladies, but Wayne has eyes only for Hannah.
The date going well, but Hannah started to tired less than half way though. "Sleeping on a bench sure can tired a girl out. I'm going to see if they serve coffee at the bar." Hannah says as she drags herself along. It was then Wayne bumped into an old friend again.
While Hannah fell asleep in an alley behind the bar, Wayne struck up a conversation with his old friend, Sarah. Sarah was a great friend and there was a little bit of chemistry between them. She was funny and witty and was never bored when he would go on and on about his fitness routine.
But Wayne thought he had very little to offer a great woman like Sarah. "She would never want to move into my lot. She could have any Sim she wants."
So Wayne invited Hannah to his lot the next night. "You have your own bed, stove and toilet? What more can a Sim ask for?"
Wayne knew it was time to seal the deal. He closed his eyes and kissed Hannah for the first time. Hannah was surprise by the sudden display of affection.
"I'm ready if you are." Wayne thought Hannah was the One. He would ask her to move in tomorrow.
That night, Hannah started to act strange. Wayne had seen her talk to herself before but he thought little of it. Now she was talking to the appliances. "Hello boys, I'm your new mom." Hannah when on and on.
Instead of going back to bed. Hannah turned on the stereo to full volume while Wayne was still trying to sleep.
After Wayne took away the stereo from Hannah she screamed, "That was the only thing fun on this whole lot!" Wayne was too tired to argue and went back to sleep. Hannah then went into the bathroom and used the toilet and then washed her hands over and over again until finally the toilet broke.
Hannah left the lot and Wayne was forced to fix the toilet late the next night. "I have very little in the way of money and possessions." Wayne thought to himself, "But I deserve the best when it comes to love." Wayne would not see Hannah again for a very long time.